Christmas Toes πŸŽ„

in Feet β€’ 4 days ago

That's a song, ain't it? Head, shoulders, Christmas Toes, Christmas Toes! Or something. They are supposed to be trees and snowflakes and stars. Gotta let them do their thing. I saw there was a feet community too here in Hive on @wwwiebe's blog the other day! So for all the fetishes and just because feet are, ya know, feet, I am popping this in there.


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was this done on your feet? lolz got me cracking up.
how is it Christmas toes chrismas toes? hahahahahaaha , funny you



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Only if it's practical like this!

Very striking, indeed! Definitely Christmassy. Love it! Thank you for stopping by!



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You look marvelous! 😁 What fun having little girls around!

Quality time with the girls can take any form.


Very Christmassy πŸ‘

They look edible. And no. I'm not a toe person. But I once had a date with one who wanted to suck my toes.


One date that is.

Not one toe.

Tried it once, I didn't get past one toe either. πŸ˜„


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Well they say you gotta try everything once twice.

Good for you. An adventurous spirit is fantastic in the bedroom. Sure you had a blast anyway

Nothing more disappointing than a squeamish lover!

And wven if it ain't for you... you got a good story outta it.

p.s. I have not tried this.

Yet 😈